Sunday, January 29, 2006

Those are not simply undies, Those are UNDIES!!!



Men's underwear
When your woman dresses up in something racy and lacy and taunts you by strutting around the room and bending over to get a reaction, she has your undivided attention, right? Well, believe it or not, women are paying attention to what's under your wear as well.

So in case you're wondering; yes, you can turn women on with your lingerie , for lack of a better word. But buyer beware, there are some serious dos and don'ts when it comes to what kind of under things you're donning.

this lackey's tacky
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Sometimes I wonder why fine department stores sell certain kinds of men's underwear. And if you've ever been in a men's locker room, you know that some guys are truly clueless when it comes to undies.
Appearance matters in today's society and what you're wearing under your Armani suit matters just as much. Even if that hot accounting executive won't be getting the goods that day, a great pair of boxers will keep you confident and ready if she decides otherwise.

Although strippers wear thongs, what do you say we leave them for the stage performers and those hot Brazilian babes? I personally believe that thongs have no place on men (unless your woman is doing a striptease and throws them at you -- but that's another story). Bikini underwear also doesn't fare well with the opposite sex. It takes away from the mystique of the "package." Granted, although there are some women who salivate when they see guys in Speedos on the beach, for the most part, that's a big no-no.

And of course, briefs. It's not that they're horrible underwear, but they do have a sort of sophomoric appeal. If you're playing "seductive older neighbor and the innocent young lad," then by all means. Otherwise, do your best not to wear briefs -- they're not good for your jewels anyway.
And up top, lest we forget those disgusting spaghetti strap tank tops that resemble a ragged piece of cloth. You know, those tops that show the nipples -- usually seen on bodybuilders. Those are unacceptable even if you're Mr. Olympia.

great underwear
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Of course, you'll never hear a woman complain about a man in boxers (unless they have holes, tears or those unsightly tracks -- you know what I'm talking about). But the thing is, boxers don't usually provide the support men need, so opt to wear them to bed at night instead. Of course, I go commando or sometimes sarong( kain pelikat) at home-which is good for air circulation..muahahhaha!!!

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